Hellloooooo!!!!!!!

Good gracious I’ve been gone a long time!  Well, glitter happens.  Geez, I last posted in August of 2012.  Since then I lost my job (it’ll be a year next month, yikes!), continued my Masters program, began rebuilding my massage therapy practice, spent a lot of time at home with my dudes, and have started to lose my mind just a little bit.  But in a good way.  After working as a Director of Education and Dean of Students for 6 bleeding years, every day that I don’t go to an office and am not anybody’s boss or in charge of major decisions that affect the lives of others – I get a little crazier.  A little more free.  A little more me.  I care less and less about what others think, and realize more and more that I gotta get on with it.

So, in that vein, I bought the domain name chiconky.com.  I couldn’t name this blog chiconky.com because a very nice lady that I have communicated with already uses is for her blog.  Her kids are chiconkys.  The term chiconky has always just stuck with me.  I feel really happy and a little “The Brain”-ish about buying it.  You know, Pinky and the Brain?  No?  Watch some Tiny Toons,..you’ll get it.  Anyways, I couldn’t believe it was available, so I really had no choice but to buy it.  I don’t know what I’m going to do with it, but it’s mine and that’s what matters.  

I have one more class to go and I’ll be done with my degree, that has to be the priority,  In the meantime, this blog will grow and change.  I’m already shifting the focus from strictly all things chiconky to my own general thoughts and experiences.  Everything about my life is colored by my chiconkiness, it’s just a given.  Hope you come along for the ride.

-G.

I’m Still Here!

I’m here!  I’ve been lost in life, but I’m still here.  This is still important.  I can’t forget!  

Little White Friends…

Today Hunter went to a very nice birthday party for one of his preschool friends.  It was in a very fancy neighborhood with mostly very white people.  Nice, wonderful people.  I didn’t think about it too much, but I of course immediately surveyed the crowd to see if I was the only darkie.  There were a couple more who were at least not white and blonde, but I don’t know what they were and didn’t really care to talk about it.  I just wanted to have a nice time with my family.  Which I did.  I did get a grin when all the tow headed little boys with little white boy names like, well, Hunter were all gathered around the birthday boy opening presents.  He blended right in. 

When the party was over, we were all walking to the car.  I said to Hunter, “Did you have a good time with all your little Y friends?”  You see, he met all these kids while attending preschool at the YMCA.  My husband says, “Oh God I thought you were gonna say all your little white friends.  I was like geez I know but can you at least wait until we get in the car?”  HIlarious.

Ginger and Maria

My best friend’s maiden name is Maria Mendoza.  Her dad is like me – half and half.  Her mother is white.  Maria is little, blond and blue eyed.  She looks like a fairy.  I’m going to ask her if I can post her picture.  That’s why it’s funny that her name was Maria Mendoza and mine was Ginger McKim before we were married.  Not to each other.  We’re not gay, and even if we were we live in Colorado. 

Anyway, we have lots of Chiconkey things we go through and talk about.  Here is one of my favorites.  Maria, still Mendoza, went in for same day surgery that required anesthesia.  I went with her.  We were in her little room, she in her hospital gown and me sitting in a chair reading a magazine.  The nurse came in to talk to her about anesthesia.  His last name was Rodriguez I believe.  So he comes in, reads the name on the chart, looks at me, looks at her, and starts talking to me because surely the dark one MUST be Maria Mendoza.  No way the little blond one in the freakin’ hospital gown could be Maria Mendoza!  Maria and I laughed, and I corrected him.  I’m sure he will never make that kind of assumption again.

I am not the nanny and no I did not steal this white child…

ImageImageI hadn’t posted anything for over a month when I checked my messages and saw that I had a new comment.  Turns out it was from the very nice lady who created “Chiconky”.  I found her blog when I was looking for what I’m doing here and I thought I had hit the mother load.  When I got there, I discovered that her blog was really a journal she started about her family’s move.  Definitely not what I expected.  So, she found me and she said she was excited to see what this turns into.  It was enough to make me interested again, it reminded me that there are people like me who are looking and not finding, and it made me believe again that what I have to say is important.  I also read Paul Mooney’s book Black Is The New White and nearly everything Paul Mooney has to say is somehow tied to race.  So, I thought about it some more.  I can relate to alot of things that he talks about, but I haven’t found anyone out there in the world that openly talks about the things that are on my mind, and that I know are on the minds of others – Chiconkey or not.  Maybe Blexican, or Whasian or some other mixture that is not one or the other but BOTH.

After analyzing my experiences and reflecting on some more Chiconkey happenings in my life, I found that although race has been a big factor in many of the things that I have exprienced, so too have been gender and whether or not I am fat at the time.  It occured to me that I’ve been an in-between person in different ways all my life.  I’m white and brown, I’ve been fat and skinny, I’m a straight female who has, shall we say, assertive personality traits.  Traits that in men are seen as characteristics of leadership, and in women as being a condescending bitch.  More on that later…

So, here are some things that happened recently.  Attached you will find pictures of me and our son, and my husband and our son.  I have always joked that it’s a good thing that he looks like me or people would think to themselves, “Where’d she steal that White baby from?”  or “She must be the nanny.”  My husband has never been a fan of those remarks because he can’t understand what it’s like to be me.  People always assume he looks like my husband because he so guero, but really he’s got my face.  I was happy to talk to a gal the other day who is just like me.  Mother is Spanish – proper Spanish I believe, and her dad is Irish.  She’s dark like me and her maiden name is Boyle.  Hilarious!  I saw that she had a little white boy like I do.  Here is our conversation.

Me:  So, you’re like me.  You have a little blond baby too.

Her:  Oh yeah!  Is that your son?

Me:  Yep.

Her:  So you know what it’s like when people think you’re the nanny?

Me: YES!!!!  Oh my God I can’t believe you said that! 

And we became fast friends talking about Chiconkey things like that.

Here is a real text between me and my best friend, Maria Mendoza who is the whitest, blondest, blue eyed Chiconkey ever. 

Maria:  What’s machaca?

Me: Can’t remember.  Beef or pork.  Delicious anyway…

You would think somebody named Maria Mendoza would know what machaca is right?  Nope.  And I still don’t know if it’s beef or pork…

Thanks for playing…

Go Back to Your Own People

Let me start out by saying that I adore my dad.  He’s awesome.  He’s got more kick ass in his little crooked finger than anyone I have ever known.  That being said, I have always been acutely aware that he is a human being.  I feel the same way about my mom, but this isn’t about her – this time.  We are all flawed.  Often kids grow up into adults that have a hard time recognizing and coming to grips with the fact that their parents are actual people who make mistakes and have their own set of problems.

The reason I bring it up is because it was during one of my dad’s weak and angry moments that he said something hateful to my mother because he knew how much it would hurt her.  He didn’t know how much it would shape me.  When I was a kid, probably about seven, I remember my parents coming home after a night out on the town and they were fighting.  They didn’t know I was awake, and that I was listening.  I heard my dad say to my mom, “Why don’t you go back to your own people.”  This confused me and infuriated me so much that I had the balls to storm out of my room and take on my dad.  I can’t remember what I said, something along the lines of not to talk to her like that, and if she goes back to her people, where would that leave me?  Who are my people?  I imagine my mother was terrified and probably a little proud.  I imagine that my dad couldn’t believe his ears.  I only remember that they sent me back to bed, probably told me to mind my own business because that’s one of my mother’s favorite fall back directions.  But it was my business.  It was the first time I remember really questioning who and what I am.

I remember thinking that I would go with my mom.  We would move in with her parents, my Nanny and Grandpa.  I always felt more comfortable with my mom’s side.  I fit with them.  I blended with them.  If they were her people, they were my people too.  And I was pretty OK with that for a long time – until I started learning about racism and began to understand why I had the experiences I did.  In the end, my mom and I didn’t go anywhere.  In fact, my parents are still together to this day.  So, I know that my parents love each other, and I never questioned how much they love me.  I get it now that my dad said what he did because as in all long-term relationships he knows exactly what buttons to push to send her over the edge and hurt her as bad as he can.  I imagine she can do it to him too, but I never heard her say anything that affected me as profoundly as what he said that night did. 

I’ve learned over the years that I will never really fit in anywhere.  I have cousins on my dad’s side that have a Hispanic/Latino parent.  At family reunions I joke that they are my primas.  For them, it’s their mother who is white and I feel like they are more whitewashed than I am but I don’t really know.  My friend says I’m a coconut because I’m brown on the outside and white on the inside.  I can’t think of anyone offhand on my mom’s side that has a white parent. 

I will leave you with a conversation I had with one of my white cousins in the local grocery store a couple of months ago.  I, of course, will protect her identity.

Me: “Hi Kelly!  How are you?”

Cousin: “Oh, Ginger!  I’m doing good honey how are you?”

Me: “Oh fine!  I haven’t seen you in so long!”

Cousin: “I know.  I never really leave the county.  How are your folks?”

Me: “Oh, the same.  They never change.  They’re fine.”

Cousin: “Are they still raising those little kids?”

Me: “Well, they have one for now.  My sister has custody of Stanley.” (Not his real name.)

Cousin: “Oh, and your brother?  How is he?”

Me: “He’s fine.  He lives next door to my sister.  We all live in the same neighborhood.”

Cousin: “Oh really?  I didn’t know he was back in town.  We haven’t hung out much as adults.  I remember when we were kids I always wanted to play with him but your mom would never let him come outside because she didn’t want him to get dark.”

 That’s all I remember because my brain shut off from being so pissed.  I don’t know which was worse, the fact that she thought it was perfectly OK to say that to me or the fact that I knew it was true.

Hello world!

Welcome to the inaugurial posting of Chiconkey.  Here you will find stories on my personal experiences about how my life has been shaped by being, well, a Chiconkey.  Chiconkey is a combination of Chicano and Honkey.  You will also find random thoughts and ramblings of how I navigate through the world(s) I live in.  Some funny, some offensive to some, but always true and with the disclaimer that I speak only from my own experiences and make no claim to being politically correct.  Life isn’t politically correct. 

This is my first foray into sharing my experiences and writing with the world, so respond kindly but honestly.  Please find other ways to express yourself than through the use of bad language.  I may add some colorful word choices from time to time, but overall I won’t tolerate it.

Here we go!  I think I’m gonna barf!

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